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LSU Wins, Thirsty Fan Loses

LSU finished off an incredible season yesterday with an 18-4 victory over Florida yesterday to win the College World Series. The Tigers won in front of a crowd of rowdy fans, and one horny guy, who was curved on national tv

It appears that a man in the crowd tried to parlay some of LSU’s success into a connection with the smoke show sitting next to him at the game. As the crowd celebrated the end of the fifth inning, and LSU’s ten to two lead, he leans over to the girl and extends a fist bump gesture to her. This woman was having none of it. She threw her hand right in his face. He tried to let it roll off his back, but she was persistent with her rejection. Fortunately for us, ESPN captured all of it.

Do you remember the video of the Wake Forest fan pulling away from a girl leaning in for a kiss at a game? Fortunately for you, I do. And I’ve linked it here. That one is much worse, but at least that kid came out and clarified that it was an inside joke between the two. He made a reddit post that has since gone viral about the backstory of their brutal fifteen minutes of fame. Something tells me this guy won’t be making a similar post.

After watching this video many times, I can’t find a way to make this look better for the fan. She curved him. There’s no backstory to save this guy. What I will say about him, is despite him having no rizz, this guy is damn opportunistic. He was next to a beautiful woman. The whole stadium was celebrating. I respect the effort to take advantage of the opportunity. But what happens next is the worst kind of rejection. It’s not the, “Sorry I don’t see you that way.” This girl’s reaction looked to be more along the lines of, “I’m offended you even thought about having sex with me.” 

I think this fan deserves a fair share of praise for laughing it off the way he did. He might’ve had a worse day than anyone in the stadium. But it didn’t stop him from laughing through the pain. Salute to this brave soldier. He’s an inspiration to us all.

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  1. And the fact that the instant reaction to a fist bump – A. Fist. Bump. – is “well of course he wants to have sex with her” is why so many guys are hesitant to make a move in the first place, which in turn is why so many girls lament that “there are no nice guys out there.”

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