Mahomes’ Wife Is The Worst, But At Least She’s Hot

(Photo from @brittanylynne on Instagram)

If you follow the NFL in any sort of capacity, you know who Patrick Mahomes is. Yet, if you are a real football fan, you also know of his wife: the raging bitch Brittany Matthews Mahomes.

Despite seeming perfect on the field, Mahomes clearly has decision-making problems off of it as he is married to one of the most insufferable people on the planet. For those of you confused, Brittany Mahomes has made headlines in the past for simply being the worst human ever. On social media, she constantly acts like she is the one throwing for 5 touchdowns a game and winning super bowls, while in reality she is just annoying every person around her.

Most notably, after the Chief’s divisional round win over the Bills in 2022, Brittany celebrated by obnoxiously showering the fans beneath her skybox with champagne causing a ton of backlash for acting like a selfish, spoiled brat.

To make matters so much worse, to combat the criticism she actually made and sold shirts that read “Team Brittany.” First of all, no one was on her side. Secondly, does she really think she is famous enough to go by Brittany? She is Mrs. Mahomes at best. If she really wants to use her first name she is better off going by Entitled Bitch Brittany.

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Between the champagne incident, incessantly annoying social media posts, and her own husband telling her to wipe off her resting bitch face, Brittany has become an absolute meme.

This past weekend, Brittany took to Instagram showing her future HOF husband taking photos of her in a bikini.

(Photo from @brittanylynne on Instagram via TMZ)

While I still hate her and think Patrick should leave her, I have to say when she puts on a swimsuit she actually is pretty fun to look at. I don’t like to admit it, but here’s some proof.

(Photo from TMZ)

See, I told you she’s kinda hot. Don’t worry, I still dislike her as a person, but that won’t stop me from admiring those pineapples.

Alex Becker

Written by Alex Becker


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  1. She has no class. It’s sad she’s such a narcissist. She is a mother and wife yet posting pics like this? I’d be so embarrassed if I were her family. I didn’t even know her name until today. I can see why you never see her in Taylor Swifts box. She probably doesn’t want to be associated with such trash.

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