Mailman Madness: Loyola Just Upsetted Illinois

Sister Jean’s prayers were answered again. The battle of Chicago ended with Loyola beating Illinois. And sister Jean is going to get fucked up.

This is what I imagine the sister used to do back in the day

Instead of finding videos of college kids going insane like I did last night when Ohio upset Virginia, we have synchronized dancing…

Imagine just upsetting your state rival, and you see these nerds dancing like this. This is not what you want to see after you just kicked Illinois ass. Illinois was one of the favorites to win it all. My dumbass was one of the ones to think that they would make it to at least the final four. This tournament has been filled with a shit ton of upsets. From the bracket’s right side, North Texas upset Purdue, Oral Roberts upset Ohio State, Oregon State upset Tennessee, Syracuse upset San Diego State, and Rutgers upset Clemson. The madness has fully begun, and I’m here for all of it.

If we are going to have chaos, I want all of the chaos. Loyola needs to advance to the elite 8, Oral Roberts needs to beat Florida, and I want to see all of the colleges go fucking insane. If I can’t go out and party because I’m a bum with a dislocated knee cap, I want all of the college kids to party for me then.

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Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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