Hello everybody. Strokes writing to you with a PSA. I’m going to start a weekly thing where I do something stupid like eat a raw onion or do 1,000 pushups. Basically, I just want to put myself through torture for your entertainment, but this is a two-way street. I’ll need you guys each week to tell me what I’m going to be doing. I’m hoping that we can stay away from stuff that will end up either getting me arrested or kicked out of college, so if we could try to keep it less than that, I’d really appreciate it.
I’ve pretty much stolen this idea straight from the show Review, which is very funny if you haven’t checked it out, but there will be a few differences. I’ll be recording my sufferings, so everything has to be able to fit in a one-minute video or be able to be tracked throughout a day in a video lasting one minute. I’d also prefer that these things you come up with fuck me over and not other people, but if the people want me to hit someone in the nuts, I have five roommates who would all be in a world of danger. Those’re pretty much all of the rules that I’ve come up with for this, and I’m super excited to find out what you guys think of to ruin my days.
All that’s left is for me to come up with a name for this thing, and I think I’ve pretty much settled on this one: Make Strokes Suffer. I’m a big fan of alliteration, and that has alliteration. Blog’s over, but I need about twenty more words to meet the minimum. You guys can feel free to stop reading at any time, I’m going to keep writing until