Masters Recap

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 20: Jon Rahm of Spain celebrates making a putt for birdie on the 18th green during the final round of the 2021 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 20, 2021 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

The Master has officially concluded and here is a recap from a true golf guy. 

I would like to formally congratulate John Rahm for winning the green jacket from myself and everyone else here at Total Frat Move. 

Here are my gripes with this weekend:

Tree Fiasco: I am not entirely sure what happened here, but I know one thing for certain: someone will get fired for this. Whether that is the groundskeeper or mother nature, there will be a new resident at the unemployment line in Augusta, Georgia. This is completely unacceptable for such a prestigious course. I am personally boycotting the Master’s for the rest of the year and I will not be playing Augusta this summer because of that tree.

Saturday Coverage: Probably the biggest headline from this weekend was the terrible coverage of the leaders on Saturday. I love Tiger Woods as much as the next guy, but there is no reason that he should be in a featured group when John Rahm and Brooks Koepka are going head-to-head on moving day. I was in utter disbelief watching Tiger Woods hobble around and having to check Twitter to see updates on the actual leaders. 

Brooks Koepka: Talk about someone with shit and piss running down his leg on Sunday. Not only did he ruin my Easter, but I also had to shield my family’s eyes from the travesty he committed this afternoon. Am I salty because I lost my bet? Yes. Am I allowed to be salty because I lost my bet? Yes. 

Written by TFM Stelly

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