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May The 4th Be With These Smoke Shows

Even non-nerds know what May the 4th means. If you’re really that uncultured and either, have never seen Star Wars or have no idea what May the 4th sounds like. It’s Star Wars day because May the 4th sounds like May the Force. Anyway, now that I have that out of the way, even though Star Wars can be nerdy or geeky, it doesn’t mean that girls who love Star Wars can’t be hot; I mean, there was Princess Leia.

Here are some girls who have shown up as Cosplays who are total smoke shows, and I hope that May the 4th is with them again this year.

I had to start with Princess Leia. For every geek/nerd Princess Leia as a slave to Jabba the Hut was your first boner. That image of her with the chain and the gold bikini went straight into the spank bank.

With or without these helmets, these stormtroopers are smoke shows. I would hope and pray these stormtroopers can actually aim because I wouldn’t mind being blasted. The girl with the helmet resting against her body and the gun in her hand is cheating, but if you want to cosplay as a stormtrooper and just want to wear lingerie and have a helmet, I know people won’t complain.

If a girl shows up as an imperial agent, just know what you’re signing up for. These girls look like they will tie you up for hours and drip hot candle wax on your nipples. Hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, good for you. I don’t know whether to be turned on or scared looking at these pictures.

I’m curious if these girls also enjoy being dressed up as Ewoks and Chewbacca. I know there are thousands of people who enjoy being a furry. Hey, if that’s the case good for you. I mean if these two girls wanted to be either Chewbacca or an Ewok it might be worth it to be a furry.

Who said that Droids couldn’t be hot? Droids do allow girls to do body paint instead of actually wearing a costume, but the tiny droid bathing suit also works.

I can’t write a Star Wars blog and not include hot girls cosplaying as Jedi’s.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

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