Meet Kanye West’s Wife: Walmart Brand Kim Kardashian

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Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - May 13, 2023

Kanye West is in the news again. This time, he didn’t make a new song, or say something antisemitic. Instead, the paparazzi photographed him and his new wife, Bianca Censori as they traveled through Italy. Kanye was seen walking bare foot and gripping his wife’s back side while walking through the streets of Rome. Censori, on the other hand,  wore a skin-tight, see-through body suit. It appears that calling up Kim’s backup to a starting role in his life has allowed him to return to his façade of sanity. 

If I attached pictures of Bianca Censori and Kim Kardashian side-by-side, you’d need a couple of minutes to spot the five differences between the two. Censori is a curvy woman who’s typically seen in what appears to be a really stretchy children’s Halloween costume. Sound familiar? Similarly to Kim, she married West for the runoff fame she could grab by being around Kanye. The biggest difference is Kim was already famous from a home movie by the time she tied the knot with West. 

Censori was largely unknown to the public before her relationship with Kanye. She worked as a architectural designer for Yeezy since 2020. It’s unknown how the two originally hooked up, but a little bit of detective work will lead you to believe it had something to do with Kanye’s desperation. 

West released a since deleted song called “Censori Overload” (fantastic name by the way, Kanye) about his new wife. The song opens with the lines, “Wakin’ up to ‘I can’t do this anymore’ texts. And the bible said I can’t have any more s*x until marriage.” I don’t think there’s a need to overthink this. Kanye admitted to marrying his wife so Jesus would give him the ok to get intimate. 

From what I’ve read about Censori, she seemed like an intelligent, normal pre-Kanye. She hasn’t even done anything questionable since then, but marrying Kanye is suspicious enough on its own. Still, I hope their divorce comes before he dresses her head to toe in leather and convinces her to try her hand at becoming a lawyer. 

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