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Megan Fox Is Still Really Fucking Hot

I’ve talked before about how Megan Fox was the queen of hotness for a couple of years. I was 13 when the first Transformers came out. I was a huge nerd with Transformers. I watched the old tv show, and the old animated movie from the 80’s a dozen times. Once I saw Megan Fox stretched out over Bumblebee fixing the engine, I could’ve given two shits about Autobots and Decepticons. The entire movie was gawking over Megan Fox. She was a 13-year-old boy’s dream. Over the years, she got hotter. Then she married Brian Austin Green, the dude who played David Silver on Beverly Hills 90210, and she kind of disappeared. She popped up in New Girl, Jennifers Body, but she was no longer the superstar she once was. She had 3 kids with Green during their 10 years of marriage, and it seemed like the once queen of hotness had turned into a house mom. Then boom, she divorces Green and gets in a relationship with Machine Gun Kelly. Now she’s the talk of every event and has reappeared as an A+ star.

Getting with MGK seemed to release the dirty girl that every teenage boy dreamed of. She’s showing up to the VMA’s in a see-thru dress with a thong, calling MGK daddy, and bragging about fucking on a table at an Airbnb.

MGK has gone from a rapper who made us want to tear through a door with Wild Boy to playing early 2000 pop-punk with Travis Barker. It seems as if MGK and Travis Barker are best buddies since Barker has performed with MGK and played drums on his album. If you keep up with any celebrity news, you’ll know that Barker is dating a Kardashian. Well, it seems like Fox and Kardashian are BFFs.

Megan Fox has taken back the crown of being the queen of hotness, and from the things of it, she’s not giving it back anytime soon.

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