People Who Like Having Period Sex

• People who say “half a dozen”

• Your friend who claims they’re not on Tik Tok

• The guy who most recently cut you off in traffic 

• People who brag about “reading” an audiobook

• Tourists 

• People who yo-yo

• Skylar White

• Tesla owners

• People who have “You look lost. Follow me” in their bio

• Clowns 

• Murderers 

• Clown murderers

• Anyone on The View

• My ex

• Everyone on Craigslist

• My other ex

• People who stretch ON the treadmill

• Chris Brown

• Guy who made that Burger King Tweet

• The person who waved at you so you waved back but they were actually waving at someone else

• Anyone you’ve ever talked to at Six Flags

• Anti-vaxxers

• Men who own scarfs 

• The bully from middle school who you wanted to know where he was at in life

• Anyone that still owns an iPod

• The guy who carries around a gallon of water everywhere

• People who keep teabags in their mug while drinking tea

• People who drink tea

• Bloggers

• People who drink tea while blogging

• People who drink tea while blogging and need a funny way to end a blog

• Me