- People who say “half a dozen”
- Your friend who claims they’re not on Tik Tok
- The guy who most recently cut you off in traffic
- People who brag about “reading” an audiobook
- Tourists
- People who yo-yo
- Skylar White
- Tesla owners
- People who have “You look lost. Follow me” in their bio
- Clowns
- Murderers
- Clown murderers
- Anyone on The View
- My ex
- Everyone on Craigslist
- My other ex
- People who stretch ON the treadmill
- Chris Brown
- Guy who made that Burger King Tweet
- The person who waved at you so you waved back but they were actually waving at someone else
- Anyone you’ve ever talked to at Six Flags
- Anti-vaxxers
- Men who own scarfs
- The bully from middle school who you wanted to know where he was at in life
- Anyone that still owns an iPod
- The guy who carries around a gallon of water everywhere
- People who keep teabags in their mug while drinking tea
- People who drink tea
- Bloggers
- People who drink tea while blogging
- People who drink tea while blogging and need a funny way to end a blog
- Me
