Last week we did Letterkenny slang, but we are back with Urban Dictionary. Maybe for next week we will be back with another show or movie slang. Anyway, here is the first word for Slang Saturday.
I love the MCU as much as the next person, but some people take it over the top. I will go to the movies and see the newest Marvel movie; I rewatched the entire MCU universe chronologically. I don’t have tattoos of Marvel characters on my body and don’t have random dolls of Tony Stark or Thor in my room. Hey, if you are the person, that’s cool, and as we know from my May the 4th blog, there are smoke shows who are into nerdy shit now.
I know some girls go crazy over car guys, but the dudes who pull up to red lights and rev their engines are the biggest losers. They think their shit don’t stink, but in reality, they don’t look cool with their custom spoiler on their shitty Nissan.
I don’t even know where to start with this shit. First of all, I know that some girls are into the entire degrading stuff. I mean, Call Her Daddy has made a shit ton of money from making kinky shit up. We have a lot of things going on here. First of all, you need a lot of piss flowing to pour beer on somebody’s head and read an entire scripture. Also, all guys know that taking a piss after cumming is like holding a rabid firehose. There’s nothing to say that piss will actually get on the person’s head and not all over you.
I mean, tomorrow is Mothers Day, and later today, I’m going to have a blog celebrating all of the hot MILF’s in movies. I feel sheesh with a shit ton of e’s can really mean anything, but it goes good with seeing hot MILF’s.
I saved the best for last. If you’re with a girl who’s into ass stuff, that is mostly the order it goes into. I had no idea that there was a name for this and a name that is as funny as three-eyed turtle. Nobody wants to taste their own shit. Well, I take that back; some girls are into very kinky shit.