Slang Saturday: Volume X

Another week has passed which means another week of random Urban Dictionary words. The well of stupid random internet words hasn’t dried up yet, so I’m going to keep digging.

I wouldn’t even know what to do if I saw somebody mooning me and then watching shit fall out of their ass. This is something that somebody from New York City would see and take a video with a caption like NY is fully back. I don’t know if this would be considered a Mercury retrograde, but this video is the first thing that came to my mind.

I’m not gonna lie; I had no idea where Sussy came from, and it makes sense that it’s from Among Us. I thought for the longest time Sussy was the hockey definition of being suspended. Everybody knows a couple of Sussy Baka’s who either sell drugs, sell nudes, or gamble their faces off. The world needs these people.

The amount of content that has been created because people were extremely stoned is infinite. The best ideas are all always stoned ideas. I’m trying to think of my best idea when I was Philosopher Stoned, but I can’t remember any of them. What’s yours?

Everybody knows a person who goes to the gym because they are peer pressured and spend the entire time on their phone. You would think I have a lot of Thumb Days, but my fat ass does that in the comfort of my own home.

This is going to be everybody this summer. I know everybody has a lot of pent-up horny energy than usual, which is saying something.

Written by Mailman Dave

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