Some Questions For The Vaccinated People

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Are you going to keep wearing a mask?

Where did you get your shots?

Did you make sure everyone knows you got vaccinated?

Can I have your old mask?

Did you get tired from your shots?

Do you have superpowers now?

How hard is it having a large penis?

Where can I get my shots?

Can I have your children?

Do I have to wear a mask in front of you?

When a door says “push” they really mean “pull” right?

What is an HDMI cable?

Are you going to go out to bars?

Where is my Dad?

Are dogs all boys and cats all girls?

How much does getting the vaccine cost?

Why don’t girls talk to me?

Do you have to get both shots from the same place?

Where does the sun go at night?

Can you still get sick?

Why don’t we use the metric system?

Does Elon Musk get diarrhea?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, why am I still single?

Do you have to get tested before you get a shot?

Are you single?

Does the vaccine last forever?

Why did I think this would be funny?

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