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Spread The Love And I’m Not Talking About Hippy Shit I’m Talking About Boosted Lines

Feb 3, 2019; Atlanta, GA, USA; New England Patriots former player Ty Law before Super Bowl LIII against the Los Angeles Rams at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

It’s the holiday season which means spending time with loved ones, drinking way too much in front of your parents, and gambling on sports. There’s a special thrill you get when you’re screaming at the tv for your team to cover, and your parents are staring at you like you have 3 heads. Your mother thinks that you’re an Eagles fan, but for some reason you’re begging the gods for the Buffalo Bills to score. They don’t understand the irrational anger that you have when the team that you gambled on wins, but doesn’t cover the spread. Their non gambling brains have no idea what spreads are, and can’t fathom that you’re excited about a team losing, but also covering the spread at the same time.

So lets skip the anger that you would normally have when a team doesn’t cover the spread, and go to http://fanduel.com/tfm Fan Duel is running a special called Spread The Love where for every 2,500 customers who bet the Bills to cover against New England, Fan Duel will add a FULL POINT to Buffalo’s side of the line. The line opened up at Bills -7. 5000 people bet the spread on the Bills and then like magic the line will move to Bills -5. This is the opposite of what normally happens, and the odds will be in your favor.

This kind of shit doesn’t normally happen so what the catch? There isn’t any, you don’t have to stalk the line like you stalk your Grubhub driver as you can’t wait any longer to stuff your fat ass face with pizza. It doesn’t matter when you place your bet whatever the spread is when the game kicks off will be the line for your wager.

So what are you waiting for? http://fanduel.com/tfm We both know that if you don’t sign up now that your dumbass will forget all about this amazing special, and as you’re crashing through tables. Your concussed brain will remember that you missed out on a chance to get the Bills at an amazing line. You can wager up to $50 on the Spread the Love line, which has a potential payout at -110 odds.

Did you really think I was going to write a blog promoting Fan Duels special about the Bills vs Patriots and not mention Bills Mafia.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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