Stack Cup Or Rage Cage Should Be An Olympic Sport

Whatever you want to call it, I’ve always called it Stack Cup, it is one of my favorite drinking games. It’s been a long time since I’ve played, but I went over to my friend’s house for the Masters this weekend. During the 3rd round, there was an hour-long weather delay, so what did we do for the delay? We drank and played stack cup. If you’ve never heard of stack cup, what is this your first day partying?

When we played on Saturday, it was with 4 of my other friends, and we all are pretty good. So it wasn’t like there were 3 of us that failed to bounce a ball into a cup that was 4 inches away. To say things got intense would be an understatement. It was one bounce, and the ball went in, cups were sliding, and if you missed your first bounce, you were fucked. When somebody missed their first shot, people started to scream to give them the cup, and of course, we started to pick on the people that were missing. That is what’s great about stack cup. If you want to pick on one person, you really can, and somehow that person is chugging 4 beers as they fail to bounce the ball in.

The Olympics are starting to allow random sports like BMX and skateboarding. Why not allow some drinking games. The boring drinking game that would be allowed would be Beer Pong, but nobody wants to see that. We already have boring sports like trampoline, artistic swimming, and breaking. What breaking is, I have no idea? There are two types of beer pong games, first is the people who are god damn Steph Curry and sink every shot. Second, there are the people who can’t hit the ocean from the boat, and the game goes on forever, and it’s so boring. Even if somebody is bad at Stack Cup, it’s fun because you can pick on them and get them so drunk.

Here’s the petition to allow Stack Cup into the Olympics, and if we don’t get that, somebody should start real-life Beerfest. I want to see the best drinkers from every country playing drinking games.

Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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