Summer Walker’s Botched BBL…

R&B singer Summer Walker seems to be the latest celebrity to hop on the BBL train – except I’m not so sure she got the desired results. While I’m no doctor, I’m pretty confident that a proper BBL should not look like this:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this photo makes me decently uncomfortable. I get that people have plastic surgery done for a variety of reasons. However, I can’t think of a single reason why you would want to have butt implants on your hips. Her build reminds me of the custom player your make with ungodly proportions on NBA 2K as a joke – except I don’t think Summer Walker can dunk from the three-point line. Sometimes, I think we all need to remember that there isn’t an “undo” button in real life. Especially when it comes to BBLs.

Fun fact of the day: Summer Walker has three children. Three. I don’t want to be the guy that judges other people’s parenting abilities, but this is pretty alarming. I mean, could you imagine sitting at the lunch table with your boys, and then all of a sudden little Timmy pulls up a photo of your mom doing a handstand on a stack of cash in the club? I’d be in shambles. 

I’m not trying to make this a hit piece on Summer Walker (although it may seem very much like one). In fact, I’m actually a big fan of her music. Nothing is better than driving around town while blaring “Stretch You Out”. She truly is one of the lyrical revolutionaries of our generation. Appreciate greatness while it lasts, fellas.

Written by the godfather

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