Fellas, I know none of us actually care about any of this news but let me put you on some free game. Girls want you to care about whatever they are talking about, that’s where this weekly blog comes in. Every Thursday, I’ll break down the biggest stories from the last week so you can impress your wife, girlfriend, or the random girl you met on Tinder. The days of mansplaining stupid sports knowledge at the bar are over.
Taylor Swift Breakup: Taylor Swift has broken up with her boyfriend Joe Alwyn. After 6 years, the music star and actor have reportedly split up. According to ET, Taylor was the one who initiated the breakup. They also mentioned that the split was “not dramatic”. This is huge news for us men. I give it less than 6 months until Taylor Swift releases a 26-song album talking about how “men ain’t shit”. Be on the lookout for your girlfriend getting extra mad at you.
Kim K snubbed from Met Gala: There was a rumor earlier this month that Kim K and her family weren’t invited to the Met Gala. For all that don’t know, the Met Gala is some weird event that the super-rich goes to and they all dress up in outrageous outfits and do rich people things. From my limited understanding, I would equate this to a fashion show Super Bowl. It came out yesterday that Kim K was indeed invited to this year’s Met Gala in May. She even said that she was “embarrassed” over the rumors. We can all rest easy tonight knowing that the Kardashians will be attending this year. Thank God.
MGK and Megan Fox: Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are reportedly back together after months of breakup rumors. The same couple that drank each others blood to become “connected” took a “healing” vacation to Hawaii. They are reportedly feeling “more connected than ever”. Good for them, but I am personally hoping they break up so I can finally get my chance with Megan Fox.
I know this isn’t the most riveting news for all of us, but the saying goes “Happy Wife, Happy Life”. Drop some of this knowledge that you learned from this blog at dinner this weekend and I can guarantee she will at least smile at your attempt for caring. To be fair, she deals with you having a mental breakdown every Sunday, from September to February.
