Mailman Dave
It’s week 2 of the NFL, and our bodies haven’t fully adjusted yet. We went from the summer where you’re drinking seltzers or vodka sodas, you’re hanging out on the boat all day, and you’re probably eating little snack foods. Now you’re downing beers all day, maybe some fireball and apple cider, and eating entire pizzas and a dozen wings. Your stomach doesn’t know what to do, and sometimes accidents happen. This is what happened to this Steelers fan. First of all, before we even get to the man who shit himself, the person who took this picture was 1000% hammered. I’m not claiming to be a wordsmith since if it weren’t for Grammarly, I would sound like a drunken idiot in my blogs, but we have washing, and at misspelled.
Who hasn’t accidentally shit themselves? Sometimes you trust a fart that you shouldn’t have, sometimes your stomach just explodes, and you have no control. No shit shaming from this guy. What makes this man the TFM MVP is that he could have gone home or back to his hotel. He said fuck that, I’m taking matters into my own hands. He scrubbed out the shit, put on his damp pants, and was back chugging beers and screaming at the Steelers. That is the type of commitment I’m looking for.
Those pants look light. He needs to have the water soak the entire thing. You can’t have just your ass being wet and the rest being dry. If everybody didn’t know you shit your pants before, they’d definitely know after. You need to have the entire thing wet, so they all dry at the same time. If people didn’t smell your shit earlier, you’d be in the clear.
I wonder what made him shit his pants? I would guess way too many beers and wings at the tailgate, and his stomach had no idea what to do. What do you think it was?
