The Average Joe Rogan Fan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 31: In this photo illustration, "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast is viewed on Spotify's mobile app on January 31, 2022 in New York City. Several artists recently removed their music from Spotify in protest of hosting Joe Rogan's podcast. (Photo Illustration by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

“Did you know that the Egyptian pyramids weren’t made by the Egyptians? Fucking aliens came from outer space and made them and then anally probed all the workers and it made us 10 times smarter.” We all have this friend who habitually listens to Joe Rogan’s podcast. They know everything about something. They can talk about anything ranging from what species reproduce homosexually. To try and convince you to take testosterone in your 40s. With Rogan’s diverse guest list he brings on his show, avid listeners will think they everything there is about the subjects they talked about. Subjects like martial arts, stand-up comedy, science, space, law enforcement, and so much more. I think it’s safe to say fans of him think they are God. These are the same fans who get tattoos of him with trippy psychedelic-like art. Check his instagram for those.

I imagine that Rogan Stans wake up early in the morning and do 300 spinning side kicks to start the day off. Shortly after that, they’ll hop in an ice bath for a little bit. Then, following Rogan’s carnivorous diet, they’ll have a big bloody, meaty breakfast. After all this, they’ll tune into the newest episode he uploads to Spotify. Prior to listening they’ll eat a handful of mushrooms. After listening, they’ll claim they, “figured it all out,” and “have the answers.” Then continue to spam comments on Rogans Instagram and Twitter about how great of a human he is.

The UFC commentators fans are very loyal, after everything that he’s been through. After numerous attempts of people trying to cancel him, he still has the most popular podcast on Spotify. As well as the biggest contract in Spotify history. He has extremely funny and intelligent people on his show multiple times a week. That being said, a lot of his fans are downright nuts. Some are even convinced that the mixture of eating only meat, and psychedelics, and sitting in saunas and ice baths for extended periods of time can make you immortal. Ultimately, you need to keep an eye on that friend who follows Joe Rogans daily regimen.

Written by Danny Serrano

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