Every fraternity and sorority has at least one cruel and demeaning nickname. I’ve compiled the best of them below. Read up and arm yourself for the next intramural game against another fraternity or breakup with a sorority girl.
Fraternities
Alpha Delta Phi
Shady Phi
Alpha Epsilon Pi
APES
Always Eat Penis
Alpha Tau Omega
Asshole Training Organization
ATO Not The Way To Go
AT Blow
Beta Theta Pi
Beta Date-A-Guy
Baked Potato Pi
Delta Tau Delta
DTD Squats To Pee
Dicks Touching Dicks
Delta Upsilon
Delta Oops I Joined The Wrong Fraternity
Douche Users
Smelta Poopsilon
Zeta Beta Tau
Zany Bagel Throwers
Zero Bitches There
Kappa Alpha Order
Klan Affiliate
Kappa Alpha Disorder
Kappa Sigma
Kappa Sketch
Kappa Twig
Kapp Squids
Lambda Chi Alpha
Rammed A Guy
Lambda Al-Qaeda
Lambs
Lambda Chi Guy-On-Guy
Cheesedicks
Pi Kappa Alpha
Pi Kappa Anyone
DYKE
Pi Kappa Phi
Pi Kappa Bi
Pi Krappa Phi
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Somebody, Anybody, Everybody
Suck All Erections
SAE Bids For Free
Sigma Ass Eaters
Sigma Nu
Sigma Who?
Sig Noodle
Sendyou Nudes
Sigma Pi
Sigma Pissed I Joined This Frat
Smegma Pi
Sigma Why
A Collection Of Dildos
Smoked-A-Guy
Sigma Phi Epsilon
Sigma Phi Hair Salon
Sucked-A-Guy
Tau Kappa Epsilon
If You Can’t Go Greek, Go Teke
If You Can’t Go Teke, Go Home
Freak-A-Teke
Teke It In The Ass
FIJI (Phi Gamma Delta)
FIGEED
Fuck I Joined It
Sororities
Alpha Gamma Delta
Always Go Down
AIDS God Dammit
Any Guy’s Dick
Alpha Delta Pi
Alabama Dog Pound
Another Dirty Pussy
Ate A Pie
Eighty Pound Thighs
Animals, Dogs, Pigs
Alpha Omicron Pi
Apes On Parade
Always Open Pussies
Yayo Pi
Alpha Phi
All For Free
Alpha Feed Me
Alpha Phi It Burns When I Pee
Alpha Feces
Alpha Chi Omega
Almost Chi O
Alpha Chi Ho-mega
Gamma Phi Beta
Jamma Vi-brator
Gumbies
Delta Gamma
Dick Gobblers
Dirty Girls
Nothing Goes Down Faster Than An Anchor
Dick Garage
Delta Delta Delta
Tri A Delta, Everyone Else Has
If You Can’t Get A Bid, Tri Delta
Thigh Felt
Delta Zeta
Easy DZs
Deezees On Their Kneesies
Delta Phi Epsilon
Daddy Pays For Everything
The Dog Pound
Drama Phi Epsilon
Donkey Fucked An Elephant
Zeta Tau Alpha
Zits, Tits, Ass
Hold My Crown While I Go Down
Zoo-Trained Animals
Kappa Delta
Keg Drainers
Kampus Dogs
Kappa Dyke
Kum Dumpsters
Kookies And Doughnuts
Kappa Kappa Gamma
Katcha Katcha Gonorrhea
King Kong’s Gooch
Krispy Kream Grabbers
KKG Goes Down On Their Knees
Pi Beta Phi
Makes The Cum Fly
Pry Open My Thighs
Plump But Pretty
Unzip Your Fly, Here Comes A Pi Phi
Pi Beta Plastic
Sigma Delta Tau
Seldom Date Twice
Spend Daddy’s Trillions
Stumpy Dumpy Trolls
Slutty Daughters Of The Torah
Sigma Kappa
Sigma Kattle
Smegma Krappa
Single Koke Whore
You Can’t Spell Skank Without SK
Sigma Sigma Sigma
Tri Pigs
Tri Stigma
Phi Mu
Phi Mooo
Chi Omega
Chi Hoes
Chi O, Chi O, It’s Off To Bed We Go
Cult Omega.
