Mailman Dave
The internet creates the strangest challenges. We have had people almost choke to death with the cinnamon challenge. People almost poisoned themselves with the Tide Pod challenge. People have burnt the living shit out of their mouths and tongues with the ghost pepper and one-chip challenge. Most of these trends are dumb and funny because we get to see people in pain. This is exactly what makes the milk crate challenge great. We get to see people fall extremely hard while trying to climb up a milk crate pyramid.
The video of the big man trying the milk crate challenge is hilarious. As a fat ass, I know I don’t want to be part of anything that has to do with balance and falling from 8 feet. That man is shaking like a freshman trying to talk to a girl at his first party. The earth shook as he fell.
In one of the videos, a man falls and pops up smoking a joint. Where the fuck did that joint come from? I had to watch the video 5 times to see where that joint came from.
Where are these people getting all of these milk crates? People are saying that behind Walmart, they have them for free. Well, Walmart saw this and decided that they need to make money from this challenge. So instead of giving them away for free to let people test out their health insurance, they are now trying to make money.
Of course, a bodybuilder hardo has to ruin this challenge. Instead of doing the challenge, I need to show the internet what a hardo I am by eating one of my twenty meals, and I need to lift weights at the top of the pyramid.
Weight lifting hardos, keep chugging your protein powder and creatine, and leave the milk crate challenge to the people. I can watch this challenge for hours and be entertained. Don’t let a couple of broken vertebrae and concussions scare you away from trying the challenge.
