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Naturally, girls are insecure about their vagina and her possible smells and tastes. Whether your cooch looks like a hermit crab or a buttcrack, she is beautiful!!! She doesn’t smell or tastes bad. As long as you take care of her right, there is nothing to complain about. A guy who doesn’t eat girls out is a little bitch.
But still, you got to take care of her, and here is how…
- What you EAT affects your cum
We’ve all heard about the pineapple juice. It makes your coochie taste better. In a way, it’s true. Any fruits high in sugar can make you sweeter. I read this on Health.com. I’d sight my sources, but this isn’t school. However, you have to do it days in advance for ladies to taste sweeter and weeks in advance for guys.
Eating healthier in general makes you taste better. Real food. Fewer preservatives. However, some veggies like asparagus make you taste bad.
Exercise (but shower after), makes your cum taste better too.
All around being healthier and getting all your nutrients and vitamins daily is what makes the biggest difference.
2. You have to CLEAN yourself
You got to clean yourself. Wash your outer area and labia with a non-scented, gentle soap like Cetaphil. EVERYDAY. Don’t get all up in there though. Your vagina cleans herself. That’s why your underwear gets that weird bleach spot over time.
If you feel uncomfortable about your vagina and guys being all around it, it’s most likely from misinformation. There’s nothing to apologize about. A male TFM employee answered my questions about eating a girl out to prove it.
What does eating a girl out taste like?
It sort of reminds me of when I was a kid, and I got paid $10 to lick the pole on the subway. Which, in all honesty, isn’t even that bad. Unless it’s a girl who never takes care of her business (which I’ve only encountered once or twice), it’s pretty inoffensive.
Do you prefer lube?
I’m a big coconut oil guy. I don’t really fuck with regular lube.
Can you tell when she is a lil smelly (hasn’t showered in a while)?
Yeah. I am a psychopath that likes the smell of gasoline and cigarettes (probably because they remind me of my Dad), so I don’t make a big deal out of it. If it’s someone that I’ve been seeing for a while and she just got off her period, I’ll make some jokes about it, but that’s all up to circumstance. Obviously, anyone would prefer a vagina that doesn’t smell like the Seattle Fish Market, but there’s no reason to make a big deal out of it. Hair though- that’s the one that freaks me out.
Grossed out by period blood?
“I don’t mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.” BE A MAN.
Do girls who eat healthier taste better?
I don’t think so. Science probably proves me wrong, but I don’t know.
Here is your proof. Make your mans eat out. It’s not bad at all for him.
In conclusion, finding good girlfriends is hard. But your chooch is your lifelong friend. Be nice to her.
