The Sopranos’ Drea De Matteo Starts OnlyFans Account

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I’m officially on the executives’ side when it comes to the strikes going on in Hollywood. The pay received by a lot of writers and actors is abysmal, yes. But if it means that Adriana La Cerva from The Sopranos will start an OnlyFans to cover her lack of residuals, it’s a good thing for the world. 

The Sopranos is the greatest show of all time. It’s like The Office, but Italian and with gabagool instead of paper. As good as every aspect of that show is, Drea De Matteo’s contributions to the show are as great as anyone. They open a season with a group of cops following the Soprano family, but one gets distracted because Adriana’s clothes are too tight. She is also the only person in the world to ever rival James Gandolfini in his pronunciation of, “Chris-to-phuh.” 

I’m vehemently against paying for an OnlyFans account. There’s so much skin that can be seen on the internet for free. It feels too embarrassing to show your bank that you pay for your one-on-one intimacy. This might just be the exception for me. I’ve gotten into passionate arguments with family members about how hot Drea De Matteo is. Not because I need them to understand my side of the argument, but because my love for De Matteo is basically an obsession. 

This is the spin-off The Sopranos­ universe has been craving since the show ended fifteen years ago. Drea De Matteo is bringing back the best part of The Sopranos. Ask your dad if he agrees. I’m sure he’d love a one month subscription for Christmas if you promise not to mention it to him ever. 

Also, there’s only one proper way to end a blog loosely related to The Sopranos. Of course the way to do that…   

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