After mistreatment and fat-shaming allegations were released against Lizzo earlier this week, the public has completely turned against the formerly-beloved singer. Although she denies the claims, Lizzo’s image seems to be tarnished for good after Beyoncé cut her name out from the hit song “Break My Soul”. Just as Riley Green replaced “Bud Light” with “Coors Light” in one of his songs, Beyoncé is standing in solidarity with the public in opposition of Lizzo. I’m not sure that Britney Spears was the best name to replace Lizzo’s with, but who really cares?
Usually, I wouldn’t pay too much attention to this garbage celebrity drama. However, I have always had a deeply rooted hate for Lizzo inside of me. Something about the manner in which she carried herself as she started to become famous just rubbed me the wrong way. So, I’m extremely pleased to see that now a vast majority of the world hates her as well. And rightfully so. If the allegations against her are true, she should be locked up in a remote prison for the rest of her life. Especially the ones involving bananas (Google at your own risk).
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve really enjoyed seeing Lizzo get flamed on Twitter. In particular, this video of her trying to sit on a golf cart:
Everything about this clip is just hilarious. I mean, the cart literally can’t move because Lizzo is sitting in the back. I’m honestly surprised it didn’t just completely tip over backward. But, the best part about this video is the guy in the back yelling, “SOMEBODY TOO BIG”. You don’t need to sugarcoat it pal, we all know which somebody is too big for that cart to move.
And to cap it all off, who doesn’t love a good reference from The Boys?