This Blonde Woman Wanted All Of The Dolphins Dicks

Here I am watching Red Zone, and in a meaningless game between the Dolphins and Falcons, I see that Tua was able to throw a touchdown play by some miracle. The excitement of the announcers made me keep watching and what I saw was like a loose cig being tossed in front of emo 16-year-olds. Mike Gesicki was a piece of raw meat that was thrown in the lion’s den.

Maybe this blonde lady was a family member of Gesicki or Durham Smythe, who was also being clawed at. Or she had imagined what it would be like to be with a football player, and if it took clawing and begging, she was willing to do it. She had glasses that were probably covering glazed eyes go flying off, but she didn’t care since she could touch a dolphin.

It’s the Dolphins. I’m assuming those goal-line seats were cheap, or they could’ve sneaked from nose bleeders. She’s going to be waiting outside Miami’s locker room, win or lose.

Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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