Top Ten Hollywood MILFs Ranked

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I’m a big movie guy. I’m also a big MILF guy. I combined those two interests for this blog. Here’s my Top ten Hollywood MILFs ranked. To qualify these lovely women have to either have kids or have played a mother in a movie. Enjoy.

10. Elizabeth Banks

This might be a bit of a sleeper pick for a top ten list, but don’t deny that Elizabeth Banks is a MILF. She’s super hot and has maintained that hotness into her more mature years. She’s got a fantastic scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin and we get a couple great looks at her in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

9. Kristen Bell

I’m not sure if there’s a better role for Kristen Bell than an uptight mom with a bit of a wild streak. Couples Retreat sees her cast into this role pretty well, and even though we get a couple great glimpses of her sexiness in that, my personal favorite is seeing her in CHIPS (2017). She fills out the body suit pretty nicely.

8. Olivia Wilde

Admittedly, I haven’t seen Olivia Wilde in too many movies, but in each one that I have, she’s been hot. Really hot. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (which is a terrible movie) had her as its highlight, and she is pretty awesome to look at in The Change-Up (which is a solid watch).

7. Rachel McAdams

If you’ve read a blog I’ve written related to movies, you’ve probably also read about Rachel McAdams. I genuinely think I might be in love with her. She’s just unbelievable, and she’s been in so many movies that I can’t even pick one to go with. Here’s a link to her IMDB, you can make your own decisions.

6. Blake Lively

Was there any way that Ryan Reynolds wasn’t going to end up with someone so hot it truly hurts knowing you’ll never be so lucky? No. Blake Lively first caught my eye way back in the day when I watched Accepted, and she hasn’t stopped being sexy since (A Simple Favor anyone?). BUT, in that time she has also aged a bit, and she is by far one of the top tier MILFs in Hollywood today.

5. Megan Fox

Do I really need to say anything more than her name? Transformers and This is 40 are two of so many good ones. That should do, I think.

4. Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron is so hot that while watching The Long Shot (watch that and The Italian Job for a good time viewing Charlize), my friend declared that he was going to make a list of women in Hollywood named after Charlize Theron. The qualification for a woman being in the Charlize Theron Club? That woman should have his penis in her mouth. Enough said.

3. Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has only gotten hotter since Friends. Case and point: this scene from We’re the Millers. You’re welcome.

2. Scarlett Johansson

I enjoy the MCU movies well enough, but there’s no way I would’ve kept watching them like I did if it weren’t for Scarlett Johansson parading around in leather tights. And that’s not to mention her in Don Jon, The Prestige, Chef, or anything she’s in. There’s only one woman who tops her, and I think you all know who that is.

1. Margot Robbie

If you haven’t seen The Wolf of Wall Street, you should go watch it now. Not only is it one of the best movies made in the 2010s, it also showed us all how badly we want to have sex with Margot Robbie. 

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