If I’m being honest, this week’s pick is not my type, but I’m a man of the people. This blog isn’t about me; it’s about showing you guys the dark horses of the adult entertainment industry. While I wouldn’t want to watch the 2007 version of Lindsay Lohan get fucked on camera, many of you would, and that, my friends, is precisely who Dixie Lynn is. I don’t know if it’s the freckles or the “love me” tattoo right above her asshole, but Dixie Lynn gives me BIGGGG non-coastal Florida vibes. Last week I gave you guys an underrated veteran; this week, I’m giving you an unpolished rookie. At twenty years old, Dixie Lynn is entering into her Sophomore year of porn and exiting her Sophomore year of College. She looks like the girl that got kicked out of her sorority for doing something psychotic, then went on to tell people she left Kappa because they were all “fake ass bitches.” Enough chit-chat. Let’s check the tape.
As I mentioned before, not my type, but I can see why you guys are into it….oh, and by the way….you very much are. Dixie is currently 609 on PornHub’s top 100,000. That’s ludicrous for a rookie. The only reason I can deem her underrated is that I’m confident that she’ll be a household name in two years. Breaking the top 1,000 within your first year of doing porn is like getting meaningful minutes in a playoff game- shoutout Tyrese Maxey. The good: she’s made a lot of premium content in a short amount of time. The bad: I don’t know; I guess the whole Lindsay Lohan thing skeeves me out a little bit.