Cole Tucker is a good baseball player, in the way that professional athletes are very talented. Vanessa Hudgens is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. She doesn’t need a qualifier. It simply doesn’t make sense that the two are together.
Hudgens was recently at a Rockies game, supporting her boyfriend through below-average at bats as the Rockies lost yet another game. The two got engaged not too long ago, which cemented Cole Tucker into the upper echelon of rich his while continuing to strike out at a high level. There isn’t a player in a professional sports league with less pressure on him.
A quick stroll through Vanessa Hudgens’ Instagram and Cole Tucker’s baseball reference page will show a pretty obvious disparity between the two. It really drives me insane that someone who looks like Hudgens is stuck cheering on middling outfielders in a city known for liberal marijuana laws.
The two of them together makes me sad. Here fifty baseball players Vanessa Hudgens should date instead of Cole Tucker. I’m sure a few of them are probably single.
- Mike Trout
- Shohei Ohtani
- Jeimer Candelario
- Gerrit Cole
- JT Realmuto
- Any member of the Braves starting lineup
- Freddie Freeman
- Bo Bichette
- Cody Bellinger
- Bryson Stott
- Corbin Carroll
- Clayton Kershaw
- Lars Nootbar
- Shane Victorino
- Adley Rutschman
- Prince Fielder
- The guy on the Orioles with Omar’s whistle from The Wire as his entrance
- Anthony Santander
- Paul Goldschmidt
- Bartolo Colon
- Buster Posey
- Yadier Molina
- Adam Wainwright
- Andrew McCutchen
- Matt Holiday
- Matt Holiday’s Son
- Ichiro
- Tim Wakefield (remember knuckleballers?)
- Luis Arraez
- Michael Lorenzen
- JD Martinez
- Wander Franco
- Chase Utley
- Hideki Matsui
- Whoever Chris Pratt played in Moneyball
- Jamie Moyer
- Blake Snell
- Corbin Burnes
- Jordan Hicks
- Jose Bautista
- Bobby Witt Jr.
- Whoever bats third for the Athletics
- Yu Darvish
- Jean Segura
- Lane Thomas
- Michael Lorenzen a second time
- Jose Ramirez
- Patrick Wisdom
- Kris Bryant
- Giancarlo Stanton
