If you ever find yourself in a pinch with the cops, there are usually a lot of different ways to go about things. The most common option is to run/drive away, but some situations require a little more creativity. For example, chugging gasoline. Don’t knock it till you try it – it worked for this dude. Well, not really, but he didn’t die so that’s a win in my book.
All jokes aside, this has got to be one of the most wild situations ever caught on camera. I can’t believe that this dude genuinely thought drinking gasoline would somehow get him some pity points with the cops and he wouldn’t get arrested. I imagine gasoline just tastes like cheap tequila, but it’s probably not even as bad as that. If someone could chug an entire fifth of Costco vodka in under thirty seconds, I doubt that a couple of pulls of pure gasoline would hurt.
In no way, shape, or form am I advising anyone to try and drink gasoline (unless you are super fraternal). Obviously, this dude is not right in the head. I hope that the holes burnt into his intestines get treated prior to him entering prison, but who knows what law enforcement’s plan is for this guy. If I was one of the cops surrounding him in his garage, I probably would’ve just let him do his thing. When you’re taking pulls of gasoline, you clearly have some deeper stuff going on in your life. A couple of stolen items won’t hurt anybody. That is, until he steals hundreds of gasoline tanks and throws a Project X-level rager with diesel fuel as the only drink.
