What Your Big 12 School Says About You


You host Sunday morning pregames in the church parking lot

Iowa State

You consider Des Moines a big city. If you ever go to New York expect your brain to explode


You consider yourself “liberal” just because you cheer for minorities while watching basketball

Kansas State

Cow tipping is an actual thing you do for fun


Your football stadium is called Gaylord for a reason

Oklahoma State

Your success in life won’t be judged based on money or happiness, but instead by the size of your cattle and belt buckle


You’re paying $55,000 a year to become a future housewife


You and your extended family posted drastically different Instagram stories when Roe v. Wade got overturned

Texas Tech

The only test you are able to pass is proctored by planned parenthood

West Virginia University

You traveled all the way from New Jersey to burn couches and climb up hills all day 

Alex Becker

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