Baylor
You host Sunday morning pregames in the church parking lot
Iowa State
You consider Des Moines a big city. If you ever go to New York expect your brain to explode
Kansas
You consider yourself “liberal” just because you cheer for minorities while watching basketball
Kansas State
Cow tipping is an actual thing you do for fun
Oklahoma
Your football stadium is called Gaylord for a reason
Oklahoma State
Your success in life won’t be judged based on money or happiness, but instead by the size of your cattle and belt buckle
TCU
You’re paying $55,000 a year to become a future housewife
Texas
You and your extended family posted drastically different Instagram stories when Roe v. Wade got overturned
Texas Tech
The only test you are able to pass is proctored by planned parenthood
West Virginia University
You traveled all the way from New Jersey to burn couches and climb up hills all day
