Tomatoes either suck complete ass or kick ass. Tomatoes, like bitches, come in all different shapes, sizes, and personalities. I am here to tell you about how your favorite type of tomato is reflective on what type of person you are.
Classic, dope tomato. You can cut those Johnsons up into some fine slices and throw them onto a cheeseburger. You can never go wrong with a beefsteak. I mean it’s the creme de le creme of tomatoes.
Okay, that’s fine. Maybe some balsamic vinegar and olive oil and you make for a great healthy snack. Nothing great about you, but nothing bad either.
You make for a fire bolognese. Almost better than a beefsteak tomato.
Big Zebra tomatoes:
Be a good tomato, not a weird tomato.
I honestly cannot think of anymore tomatoes. Peace.