Where Are People Going To Trip Their Faces Off Since Burning Man Is Cancelled This Year?

When I think of burning man the first thing I think of is people dropping acid while wearing barely any clothes. I have no idea if that’s true or not, since I’ve never gone, but that’s what I get from social media. I know technically it’s an art show where people are free to express themselves. That people are all alone in the desert and are required to be nice to each other and love each other. That might mean not being an asshole to somebody, or having an orgy tent anything goes at Burning Man.

The art that is displayed is both amazing and 1000% fueled by acid. Where on earth would somebody think to make a car into the weird fish that has a lamp on it’s forehead?

How the fuck would a virtual Burning Man work? You can’t have orgies virtually and dropping acid while alone in your room doesn’t hit the same. A virtual Burning Man is 1000% because of money. Now I didn’t read the article because the San Fransico Chronicle makes you pay for shit, and there’s no way I’m doing that. But I’m assuming that they are going to charge for a god damn Zoom link. Maybe next year, people will have wild orgies and trip their balls off at the next Burning Man. Until then, it looks like frat parties on weekends are the best you’re going to get.

Written by Mailman Dave

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