The other night, I had a few drinks with dinner which led to finishing a large bottle of cheap pink moscato…alone. Wine drunk and solo is just a terrible mixture to say the least. As I sat in my own self pity, I felt that familiar drunken urge to redownload a dating app.
Every time I download them I think sober me will thank drunk me for making moves. But that’s never the case. I always regret it the next morning.
But I never learn my lesson. I continue this same sad pattern every 2-3 months.
So I thought to myself, maybe I’m just using the wrong ones.
Remember, I’m still 5 cocktails and a bottle of wine deep. So naturally, I posted this on my Instagram story:
Not sure why I added the “coffin flop” sticker, but I’m happy I uploaded this because I got a shit ton of replies from my followers letting me know which are the best and which to stay away from.
Of the replies, most people said Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble. But there were a few honorable mentions for The League and Raya (which I guess are dating apps for society’s elite).
Going off of the valued opinions of college aged ladies, I present to you a dating app tier list and what girls our age have to say about them:
One gal summed it up the best by saying:
“Tinder is for hookups only. Bumble is for drinks and hook ups. Hinge, well Hinge is too serious for me so I delete it bc I’m actually running away from commitment. I have my issues. So if you want a relationship I say Hinge.”
Hope this helps all you single ladies out there.