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At TFM, we love sharing the fucking ridiculousness and debauchery that our followers experience during their nights out. Unfortunately, not every crazy story can be communicated through a 20 second Instagram video. These are the stories that happen when you are too incapacitated, that is too crazy at the moment to whip your phone out, or legally require anonymity. We have been changing the format of these Craziest Stories blogs as more people are submitting them so thank you. Here is a collection of specifically Tequilla stories. Please enjoy…


So me and my buddy drink an entire bottle of Jose Cuervo each and when we decided it was time to go we jumped the fence to get back on the base when we were stopped by Military police we decided it was a great idea to fight the police and steal their radio and knocking over a training guard tower we finally made it back to the barracks nothing happened so we thought we were in the clear for two days finally at first formation we recognize the same mp’s that we knocked out were there to arrest us….. we never got in trouble due to the MPs left the main gate without being relieved so they deemed it no fault…. Here is to say we wanted to do it again the next weekend.

Do it again? I mean you get 3 strikes so… fuck it


Paddys on Welch Avenue Ames, IA (Roll Clones) gave out free tequila shots on a Thursday night. Had been talking to a thiccer girl but never wanted to do anything with her. Don’t remember leaving the bar, lost my new mug, woke up naked in that girl’s bed at her apartment. Asked if we had sex, she said she didnt know. She was also naked so I assume it happened. Missed work, with 6 missed calls from my boss. I said I had too much homework and couldn’t make it in. Worst hangover of my life, I didn’t go to classes. Head hurt so bad. The kicker? Her roommate said when we came home, I stripped down naked, and went into her room and freaked her tfo, so she literally kicked me out of the room, hence why my head hurt so bad.

TFM pro tip(free of charge): no more tequila

PJ henny-

Visiting some of my dudes at wvu, from frat house, a lot of skanks there. This one dumb broad and I started fucking around at the party and she took me to her place. Go up to her room I’m fucking then ate her out BUT as I’m eating her out I realize I’m eating pussy, which made me actually hungry. I remember walking past 2 pizza boxes down stairs. I told her I had to shit and it would smell so I use the downstairs bathroom. I eat 4 slices and go upstairs & she’s sleeping. What should I do? No Chad or Brad type shit. Did some civil justice & I gave her a facial in her sleep , then went down to eat 2 more slices, with the last 3 pieces I lifted up the cheese n nutted under the cheese and put the cheese back on over top. Left the house with the front door wide open with the ac running. Dumb skank.  

Sincerely pjhenny

I would’ve 100% put this in anonymously if this happened to me and I felt like sharing…

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