Tennessee Football Fans Are Something Else

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At TFM, we love sharing the fucking ridiculousness and debauchery that our followers experience during their nights out. Unfortunately, not every crazy story can be communicated through a 20 second Instagram video. These are the stories that happen when you are too incapacitated, that is too crazy at the moment to whip your phone out, or legally require anonymity. We have been changing the format of these Craziest Stories blogs as more people are submitting them so thank you. Please enjoy…

Phillip-

Tennessee had a noon football game and I was late getting to the tailgate. I got there at about 9 am and my friends all set up at 7. I got there and down my entire handle of Jack Daniels and then chased it with a bud for good measure. By 10:15 I was blacked out in my buddy’s back seat in the stadium parking lot. My parents have to come get me at 10:30 take me home and I sleep in my own throw-up and sweat until 11 pm that night. Then I wake up, throw up like 9 times then start dry heaving until noon the next day. I didn’t eat or drink anything for 2 days after. It’s been 4 years and I’ve not had whiskey since.

With how popular Tennessee football is, this feels like a common occurrence for the fans…

Nathan-

After many doses of Adderall, many beers, and nearly a fifth of jack I got blackout drunk at a Koe Wetzel concert and made my ex cry and got punched by her new fuckboy. After I got up I was put in handcuffs, ran away from police in cuffs, and fell down. Somehow managed to make them think I had an Uber coming so they let me go. Proceeded to drive to the bar 30 minutes away and got tackled and literally thrown out of that bar, placed in cuffs again, got out again, and then hit the east side (st Louis strip Clubs) till sunrise.

This man just did not give up.

Patrick-

The first time I ever partied, we went to three different parties in mid-February. We had been playing drinking games to Animal House beforehand, and I was taking straight shots of apple pie. I proceeded to get completely blacked out and went missing for 2 hours. I was running around town in a t-shirt and jeans in 30-degree weather with snow on the ground. People gave up on looking for me, only to find me at one of their apartment complexes on the other side of town. So many ways I could have died that night, and I likely had alcohol poisoning. But it was so damn fun XD

Doing drinking games to Animal House will 100% result in this kind of night. The entire movie is a drinking game.

Steffen-

Took acid with my friends and went bar hopping. Some other friends ask me to go to a bar with them so I do. I’m hammered and the bouncer won’t let me in, I moon him as I’m walking away, and the whole line cheers. Turn around and see two cops walking at me, they walk right past me (the relief!) then slam my ass to the ground and the whole line is like aaaawwww. Took me to the drunk tank and I was there tripping all night.

Tripping in a police station sounds like an unaired Brooklyn 99 episode.

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