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2023 College Football Drinking Game

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College Football is so back and you know what that means, sitting on the couch all of Saturday. Eating and drinking till you’re full like a tick and then feeling hungover on Sunday. We have made it through summer, for the most part, sane. The Week 0 games did not scratch my itch as much as I wish they did, but the Saturday slate will do exactly that.

The Set-Up

Set-up? Come on, 30 rack of beer and 1/5th of your favorite liquor. Maybe have some snacks ready in case you get the munchies after the morning games. Other than that, you have Door-Dash and Uber Eats.

The Rules

Firstly, have 1 drink every time:

  • Every Time The Announcers Say “Welcome Back”
  • You Hear: “They Have A Great Recruiting Class”
  • The College Football Playoff Trophy Is Mentioned Or Shown
  • Touchdown
  • Any Mention Of Conference Re-Alignment

Have 2 drinks every time:

  • You Hear Something About NIL
  • Missed Field Goal From Inside 30-Yards
  • Targeting Penalty
  • Cameraman Shows A Hot Cheerleader
  • Turnover

Take A Shot:

  • The Over Hits
  • Gus Johnson Audibly Finishes After A Big Play
  • Safety
  • Anytime You Think “I Could Do That” (You Can’t)
  • Overtime

Finish The Bottle:

  • If You Lose ALL Your Bets
  • Your Team Loses

Written by TFM Stelly

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