College Football is so back and you know what that means, sitting on the couch all of Saturday. Eating and drinking till you’re full like a tick and then feeling hungover on Sunday. We have made it through summer, for the most part, sane. The Week 0 games did not scratch my itch as much as I wish they did, but the Saturday slate will do exactly that.
The Set-Up
Set-up? Come on, 30 rack of beer and 1/5th of your favorite liquor. Maybe have some snacks ready in case you get the munchies after the morning games. Other than that, you have Door-Dash and Uber Eats.
The Rules
Firstly, have 1 drink every time:
- Every Time The Announcers Say “Welcome Back”
- You Hear: “They Have A Great Recruiting Class”
- The College Football Playoff Trophy Is Mentioned Or Shown
- Touchdown
- Any Mention Of Conference Re-Alignment
Have 2 drinks every time:
- You Hear Something About NIL
- Missed Field Goal From Inside 30-Yards
- Targeting Penalty
- Cameraman Shows A Hot Cheerleader
- Turnover
Take A Shot:
- The Over Hits
- Gus Johnson Audibly Finishes After A Big Play
- Safety
- Anytime You Think “I Could Do That” (You Can’t)
- Overtime
Finish The Bottle:
- If You Lose ALL Your Bets
- Your Team Loses
