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Celebrities I Wouldn’t Want Dating My Sister

Personally, I don’t want anyone dating my sister because I hate the thought of everyone acting like her boyfriend is my friend or “brother”. It makes me sick to think about it. If you weren’t verbally abused by my father for giving him the wrong screwdriver as a kid, don’t act like your my brother. Regardless, here are some athletes I wouldn’t want my sister to date.

Zion Williamson: Unless you live under a rock, you have heard about the PR shitstorm that Zion has been going through the last week. While he was wiring these women like $50k every couple of weeks, I don’t think I would want him dating my sister for the same reason these C-List pornstars will no longer be dating Zion.

Future: Nayvadius DeMun Cash or better known as “Future” does not have the best track record when it comes to staying loyal or being in a relationship. His song “Thought It Was A Drought” was written after he had intercourse with Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife. The last thing I want is for my sister to be part of a hit single about Gucci Flip Flops.

Ray Rice: This one should be an obvious no-no. The real problem is we would have to stay on the bottom floor of every building unless we took the stairs and there is no way I am walking upstairs and avoiding elevators every time I am with him.

Lamar Odom: Anybody who has been with a Kardashian probably isn’t a guy who I wouldn’t want to date my daughter. Along with his dependence on Crack for those couple of years at the tail-end of his career, I don’t think he would be a good boyfriend.

Written by TFM Stelly

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