Pornstar Went Nuts Over Zion Williamson’s Pregnant Girlfriend

Well, we know what Zion Williamson has been doing instead of playing basketball: dicking down pornstars. After announcing that his girlfriend is now pregnant with his child, Moriah Mills (whose profile on a certain website I was already familiar with, #pornflex) went absolutely nuts on Twitter. Based on her Tweets, it seems like Zion recently had intercourse with her and planned on moving her to New Orleans. Evidently, she is quite angry with that news, and in response to that, she has decided to fire off non-stop tweets all day. In the past three hours, the pornstar put out twenty-four tweets about Zion Williamson’s pregnant girlfriend situation. 

I don’t have enough time or energy to put all of them in this blog, but here are some of my favorites:

Here’s what I’ve learned about Zion Williamson today: he likes large breasted, curvy women and intercourse with some women. I don’t know about any of you, but none of that seems too bad in my book. I’m sure if any of you out there were on his level of fame you’d be doing the same thing, especially since there’s no way a guy of his size isn’t packing. As a guy that watched some of Moriah Mills’ work, I’m proud to say that Zion and I are quasi-eskimo brothers. Cool, no?

Anyway, Mills has seemed to slow down her rapid fire tweeting, which is honestly disappointing because some of those were absolute gold. If I were Zion, I’d be hesitant to impregnate anyone else in the near future because Moriah Mills is clearly someone that isn’t to be trifled with.

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