Five TV Characters I Would Marry

A lot of tv characters are hot. But I wouldn’t marry most tv characters. Here are five that I would.

Kim Wexler, Better Call Saul

Yes, Kim Wexler is attractive, but the reason she is on here is because she is down for basically any nonsense in the world. Half of that show is just Saul and Kim using legal knowledge to take advantage of people. Then, they would go home and have some beers at the end of the day. It sounds like a good life. Also, she’s a lawyer, and I’m a gold digger.

Sloane, Entourage

Sloane is maybe the hottest tv character of all time. She was very experimental in the bedroom, and is also rich, which I’ve already established as a plus in my eyes. Sloane was the best character in Entourage, which really says something. It wouldn’t take me eight seasons to propose to her.

Carmela Soprano, The Sopranos

Yes Carmela Soprano is all of the words you would use to describe an attractive woman in her forties that I can’t type. But she made this list because of her cooking. It was more attractive than anything shown at a strip club in The Sopranos

Jenny MacArthur, The League

Jenny is incredibly attractive, but she is also a great fantasy football player. This is a combination that doesn’t exist in real life. But if it did, I would marry whoever that person is.

Annie January (Starlight), The Boys

She is super-hot, but that’s not the point. She has super powers, and that’s somehow incredibly attractive. 

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