Hottest Fictional Characters

Look, we were all once attracted to someone who wasn’t real. Maybe you still are, I am not here to judge. I still believe I have a chance with the girl I talked to in 2019. (If you’re reading this, I miss you) Growing up, all these characters were the hottest girls on the block and everyone was secretly in love. Here’s the list of hottest fictional characters.

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

If you read the title of this blog and didn’t immediately think of Jessica Rabbit, you need to be medicated. She is by far the HOTTEST character on this list. When I saw this movie as a kid, that is when I knew I was going to be a boob guy.

Shego (Kim Possible)

Shego is so fine, she is rapped about by Jack Harlow. I only watched Kim Possible because of my sister, but I’m glad I did.

Elsa (Frozen)

Real ones know that the real Elsa was the baddest female in this movie. I genuinely saw Frozen 2 because Elsa was so fine. Respect Frozen!

Wonder Woman (DC Comics)

Earlier when I mentioned that I saw Jessica Rabbit and fell in love with boobs, Wonder Woman cause me to be a proud American. There is nothing more attractive than a woman who loves her country.

Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo)

This was a toss up for “hottest”, but I think Daphne takes Velma in 6 games. Something about her red hair and headband had an 8 year old Alex in a trance.

Betty Boop (Dizzy Dashes)

I genuinely have no clue who this is but I spoke to some geriatrics at the golf course I work at and they told me Betty Boop changed the course of sexy fictional characters in America, I see what they are saying.

Elastigirl (The Incredibles)

What else do you want from a woman? Flexible, dump truck and HOT! Shoutout Mama Parr!

Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Lola Bunny was so hot that they had to “desexualize” her when making Space Jam 2. That’s how you know she was fine.

Written by TFM Stelly

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  1. Gadget from Rescue Rangers?

    It’s a thing. A whole generation was crushin’ on a carton Mouse with Welding Goggles.

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