I Wish I Could Be Transformed Into This Mechanical Bull

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Dua Lipa released a new music video for her song Love Again, and even though I don’t really like the song, I love the music video. Why is she dressed like a cowgirl? I have no idea, but I’m not one to complain. There were 6 different cowgirl outfits, and in all of them, she looked fine as hell. I’ve already written before how Dua Lipa has taken the crown for famous smoke shows. This new music video is extending her lead for smoke shows.

Some bars have a mechanical bull, and it’s always hilarious convincing your drunk buddy that he should give it a go. Those mechanical bulls aren’t like the one in the music video; instead, those are jacked up to 11, and your drunk buddy who can barely stand straight goes flying off.

Then there’s the opposite. I don’t know if these places are strip clubs that incorporate a bull or just a normal bar, but the girls that ride them are hot and ride the bull in the most sexual way possible. The Daytona bike week has a booth where it’s girls in bikinis riding a bull. You know what goes good with motorcycles, girls riding bulls.

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