Salma Hayek Celebrates National Bikini Day

Salma Hayek is an absolute goddess and she reminded all of us that yesterday.

As it turns out, yesterday was National Bikini Day. Feels like a holiday I should’ve known about considering I work at a company called Total Frat Move, but nevertheless it was a fun surprise to wake up to.

In celebration of the magnificent holiday, actress Salma Hayek took to Instagram to show off her natural figure in a bikini. Sporting a floral-inspired two-piece swimsuit, Hayek posted a photo on her social media account with the caption “Happy #NationalBikiniDay! 👙Can you believe the bikini has only been around for 77 years?! Let’s hope they don’t ban them too #notathrowback.”

That is surprising that the bikini has been around for 77 years. Wanna know something even more surprising? Salma Hayek has been around for 56 years. Can you believe that? This gorgeous, stunning woman is older than my parents. That can’t be. My parents look like old farts in the wind compared to the glorious Salma Hayek.

Even in this photo, Hayek isn’t wearing very much makeup. She lets her natural beauty speak for itself and wowza does it speak.

If you were to ask me “would you ever be attracted to a 56-year-old woman?” I’d laugh in your face. Yet, if you then showed me a photo of Salma, “I’d probably grab it from you and stash it somewhere no one could find. That is how much I adore this woman and her perfection.

Wanna hear something even crazier than her being 56? Her husband is 61! Yup, Francois-Henri Pinault is a chief executive at Kering, married to one of the prettiest women on the face of the Earth, and four years away from being a senior citizen. He is the luckiest man on the planet.

Whatever Salma Hayek does to stay in such amazing shape is a secret. I suppose it’s some Hollywood magic or something, but wouldn’t be surprised if that’s just the way she looks naturally. She is perfect and anyone who says otherwise is wasting a good set of eyeballs.

Alex Becker

Written by Alex Becker

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