The Desert Dogs Strike Again Except For This Time We Have A Dog Counting 100’s

The desert dogs strike again. I’ve already written about how much I love the Suns’ fans. I never thought that I would see a grown man counting 100 dollar bills while counting how long it took another grown man to shoot free throws. I know that the Suns fans want to get in Giannis’s head, and counting how long he takes while shooting free throws sounds like a good idea. But it doesn’t matter, the refs aren’t going to call him on a 10-second violation, and it seems like it helps Giannis get in a groove. We have seen fans do some crazy shit while the opposing team is shooting at the charity stripe.

Here we have fans fucking with Tony Parker. Now, why would a cut out of Eva Longoria bother Tony Parker? Longoria was Parker’s ex-wife, and they didn’t exactly end things on a high note. Eva found 100’s of sexts between Tony and Erin Barry, who happened to be the wife of his teammate Brent Barry. Brent and Erin were going through a divorce, but not a good look. Nothing is off-limits when it comes to fans, but why the money?

I know exactly why this desert dog pulled out the cash. It was so my dumbass would write a blog about him, and his face would be all over the internet. Well, it worked, but I do have some questions? Are you not afraid of getting robbed after your face was broadcasted to the entire world? Did you go to the bank this morning knowing exactly how much money you needed to pull out to count how long it took Giannis at the free-throw line? How much cash did you have?

Counting the cash didn’t work as the Bucks won game five 123-119. Giannis didn’t have a signature block as he had in game 4, but he was still amazing. He finished with 32 points, 9 rebounds, 6 assists while playing 41 minutes. The Bucks travel back to Milwaukee to seal the series. I hope and pray that doesn’t happen. Not because I have money on the Suns, or I’m a huge fan of Phoenix. I want to experience another game in Phoenix with the devil dogs. Could you imagine how hard they will go for a win or go home for the NBA Championship?

Written by Mailman Dave

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