After reading Vinegarstrokes article today, it had me thinking about what is my favorite fast food item. Being a fat ass, I’ve eaten a lot of fast food; I believe that Wendy’s and Chick-Fil-A are the best, but McDonald’s is still the biggest. In my small ass town, I have to drive 30 minutes and two towns over to get fast food, which is probably good, or else I would be featured on my 600-pound life. To get Taco Bell, Wendy’s, and Chick-Fil-A, I have to drive 50 minutes. So it’s safe to say that I’ve probably eaten McDonald’s the most. And I have many opinions.
So the best thing to order at McDonald’s is a McChicken add ketchup. I know that people love to down 20 nuggets while drunk, and trust me, those are also good. But for $1.29, the McChicken is great, and at most McDonald’s, adding ketchup is free. Mayo and ketchup are the staples to most special sauces. Chick-Fil-A sauce and Big Mac sauce all have mayo and ketchup in them.
The combination of ketchup and mayo is so popular that Heinz has made a condiment for all lazy fucks out there that don’t have the ambition to mix it themselves. The name is pretty lame as it’s called MayoChup, and I’ve never tried it because I might be lazy, but I can mix mayo and ketchup.
So the next time that you find yourself drunk or stoned at a McDonald’s at 3 in the morning, maybe try and a McChicken add ketchup.