You know what I like? Stores. Nothing like going to a store, and buying stuff. A classic interaction where you exchange currency with a store for goods, and possibly even services. There’s just nothing like it. There are so many things that I like to buy when I go to stores. Here is a list of some of them.
Things I Buy from Stores:
- Folding tables
- A coloring book
- Sleeping pills
- Oven mits
- A mop
- A shovel
- Latex gloves
- A pack of Hanes white t shirts
- Hot sauce
- Two hermit crabs
- Whipped cream
- Cream cheese
- Chocolate milk
- Rocky road ice cream
- A buzzsaw
- A badminton set
- Pool noodle
- Printer ink
- An Amazon kindle
- Drones
- Baby clothes
- Noise cancelling headphones
- Chew toys
- Handcuffs
- Chips ahoy cookies
- An easel
- Instant pudding mix
- 14 feet of a steel chain
- Condoms
- Valentine’s day disposable table cloth
- Car jacks
- Electric toothbrush
- A goldfish
- Airhorn
- Chloroform
- The ingredients for meth (I don’t want to look up the ingredients for meth)
- A swing set
- A case of Natural Light
- Large quantities of rubbing alcohol
- Fortnite action figures
- Spiderman costume
- VR headset
- American girl doll
- 12 pack of Eggo chocolate chip waffles
- A poster of Gary Busey
- Pokémon cards
- Ping pong balls
- Above ground pools
- Five Guys gift cards
- A tooth brush
- A welcome mat
- A phone case
- Shredded cheese
- A Peloton
- A life size cutout of Hannibal Buress
- Beach chairs
- A DVD of the 2006 film Flushed Away
- A red bucket hat
- A green bucket hat
- A blue bucket hat
- Composition notebooks
- Bean bag chairs
- Hunt’s Baked Beans
- Fire extinguishers
- A fitted bed sheet
- A copy of Harry Potter: And the Goblet of Fire
- Rotisserie chicken
- A map of the Indian Sea
- A gilly suit
- A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
- A Bose surround sound system
- Frozen peas
- A bath towel
