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Things I Buy from Stores

You know what I like? Stores. Nothing like going to a store, and buying stuff. A classic interaction where you exchange currency with a store for goods, and possibly even services. There’s just nothing like it. There are so many things that I like to buy when I go to stores. Here is a list of some of them.

Things I Buy from Stores:

  • Folding tables
  • A coloring book
  • Sleeping pills
  • Oven mits
  • A mop
  • A shovel
  • Latex gloves
  • A pack of Hanes white t shirts
  • Hot sauce
  • Two hermit crabs
  • Whipped cream
  • Cream cheese
  • Chocolate milk
  • Rocky road ice cream
  • A buzzsaw
  • A badminton set
  • Pool noodle
  • Printer ink
  • An Amazon kindle
  • Drones
  • Baby clothes
  • Noise cancelling headphones
  • Chew toys
  • Handcuffs
  • Chips ahoy cookies
  • An easel
  • Instant pudding mix
  • 14 feet of a steel chain
  • Condoms
  • Valentine’s day disposable table cloth
  • Car jacks
  • Electric toothbrush
  • A goldfish
  • Airhorn
  • Chloroform
  • The ingredients for meth (I don’t want to look up the ingredients for meth)
  • A swing set
  • A case of Natural Light
  • Large quantities of rubbing alcohol
  • Fortnite action figures
  • Spiderman costume
  • VR headset
  • American girl doll
  • 12 pack of Eggo chocolate chip waffles
  • A poster of Gary Busey
  • Pokémon cards
  • Ping pong balls
  • Above ground pools
  • Five Guys gift cards
  • A tooth brush
  • A welcome mat
  • A phone case
  • Shredded cheese
  • A Peloton
  • A life size cutout of Hannibal Buress
  • Beach chairs
  • A DVD of the 2006 film Flushed Away
  • A red bucket hat
  • A green bucket hat
  • A blue bucket hat
  • Composition notebooks
  • Bean bag chairs
  • Hunt’s Baked Beans
  • Fire extinguishers
  • A fitted bed sheet
  • A copy of Harry Potter: And the Goblet of Fire
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • A map of the Indian Sea
  • A gilly suit
  • A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
  • A Bose surround sound system
  • Frozen peas
  • A bath towel
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