Top 3 Drinks to Consume After a Breakup

DETROIT, MI - MARCH 18: A Detroit Red Wings fan chugs a beer out of his sneaker during the third period of an NHL game against the Colorado Avalanche at Little Caesars Arena on March 18, 2023 in Detroit, Michigan. Colorado defeated Detroit 5-1. (Photo by Dave Reginek/NHLI via Getty Images)

3. Sidewalk Slammer- As most people know, these drinks are heinous. They get you heinous. Heinously hammered. And after a breakup, that’s what some people need. And when it comes to getting sloppy drunk, the sidewalk slammer is ol’ reliable. Drinking one or even two of these things will not only get you feeling invincible, but it’ll also get you thinking about what girl is next. The go-to beer for this is definitely a Corona and the go-to Four-Loko would have to be the green apple flavor.

2. Jager Bombs- Holyyyy shit. Jager bombs baby. Gets me fired up just saying the name out loud. The mixture of Jager and Red Bull is a gnarly combo that’ll get you so fucked up that you won’t be able to pronounce your own name. Or your ex’s name. Which is a good thing if you think about it! Jager bombs are nearly perfect for after a breakup because of how easy they are to consume and how fucked up they’ll get you. Kind of like your ex-girlfriend.

1. Hennessy- Post breakup Henny hits different. If you’ve surrounded yourself with the boys and you get your hands on some Henny, it’s game over. You guys are about to have yourselves a night. Post breakup Henny is like when you wake up thirsty as hell and you reach over and chug a whole glass of water. You’re super refreshed and ready to battle demons. While drinking the bottle, you have to be blasting Rod Wave and or Journey. “By Your Side,” by Rod Wave and “Faithfully” by Journey would be my recommendations.

Written by Danny Serrano

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